Any broker without annoying ident procedure?

Or as littel as possible.
I am tired of all these f*cks that feel entitled to ask a million documents -
this-and-that-and-that-and-this, and whatnot, just to be able to buy a service
from them - namely, buy an asset, when I say so, and sell, when I say so, and
give my money, when I say so.
We are not going to marry!
It shall suffice when I say I am X, and deposit money via bank, from an account
that is in the name of X. For I am depositing my money with them, not the other
way around. Therefore, in fact, I need to know who they are, they can give a f*ck
about who I am, or claim to be (if you do not believe me, come and visit me in
person, or shut the f*ck up). As long as each party does what it is supposed
to, all fine here. KISS!
What do these f*cks do with all those documents anyway? Some want to sell it
(ID info), lol, (i.e. FXPIG).
So, question: Does anybody sane (broker) exist out there, in this vast vacuum?

So, you want to trade leveraged instruments.
Means, you ask a total stranger (the broker) to lend you a lot of money so you can trade on margin.
And you expect this total stranger to not even ask for a proof of identity?
Are you serious?

A broker is never your friend, and there is always a conflict of interest, no matter what.
But would you lend a total stranger a lot of money to leverage his trades and not even ask for his name and proof of identity?

Also, there is regulation of the industry and it is there for a reason.
Actualy it is pretty sick that you are able to open a brokerage account with only a copy of your ID and a household bill.

If it were only ID and bill..
I am only buying what they sell, purposly sell: They sell high leverage for the purpose of getting a traders money quicker. If I go to a store and buy a product, nobody asks me for ID. Not even Amazon asks for ID in order to buy goods on their platform.
Btw copying of ID is very restricted by a country's law; only specific governmental bodies, i.e. police, and specific other entities, like local banks etc, may even ask you to show them ID or get a copy. Certainly not foreign companies. So, they ask me to do illegal things.
Apropos bill: So, I am from country X, broker is somewhere in the middle of nowhere, only capable of English. What are they supposed to do with a bill in a foreign language? Or any document for that matter? Again, I am identified by the bank account I wire fund through. And yes, it is "sick" that you are able to open a brokerage account online. Meaning: It is easy-peasy for the broker, and I shall have the hard work of giving proof of identity, having to meet their nonsense criteria. Regulations? There are unregulated brokers. I do not care about regulation, I only care about reputation.
So, is there a sane broker out there?

Actualy you are buying a service (access to the markets). Nothing else.
The store or Amazon do not lend you a lot of money and let you f*ck around with it, do they?

Yes exactly, I buy a service. Now look elsewhere: Buy any online service, like cloud storage, VPS, VPN etc pp. You need provide ID and whatnot to those? No.
And they do not lend you money. You cannot take it and go and buy you candy. That money never leaves broker. With brokers with negative balance protection, and safety mechanisms in place (stop out etc) there is absolutely no need for the buy-side to prove anything. I can call myself Tom, or Jerry, Mikey Mouse, or anyting else, it is not a broker's business. It, the broker is selling a service and has to provide, it is the sell-side. A buy-side never has to prove or warrant anyting. Never.
So, a broker lures potential clients to open an account in seconds, preferably deposit money instantly (i.e. via credit card), and fine, now the money is at the broker and it is done. No complains there from a broker. However, when you request your money (your money!) back, then a broker starts to b*tch around, because its business is to take your money, not to give it back. That's the point, no other reasons can there exist for their "KYC"-BS.

I understand the thinking, but they aren't really lending you anything (except from an interest rate point of view). They keep the financial instrument you acquire (or sell short). So they are always covered. On top of that, they have your money, and they will stop you out and close your position(s) when YOUR money runs out. They are pretty much never at risk (except in the case where they cannot exit the positions before your account gets negative. But this is really an exceptional event. Not supposed to happen)

When someone really lends you money, you are dependent on that person to get your the money back. Not the case with a broker. They could perfectly NOT KNOW who you are, it wouldn't be a problem on this front.

I'm not sure of that. In many countries, you have to give an ID to get a cellphone for example. Maybe there are restrictions, but I'm not sure. It is usually accepted that for all financial stuff, and when money is involved, especially a certain amount of, people have to be IDed.

It is true that you cannot be sure of where your ID documents may end up ;(

From a broker perspective, even if they are not regulated, they may be accused of money laundering. So, it's best for them to be sure of who you are. You are correct that they shouldn't exaggerate, which is sometime the case. I don't think a wire transfer can ID you, especially as it can be a third party wiring the money (and you may claim to be the one to whom the account belongs). As I understand it, they have to be confident your documents tell them who you really are. Some brokers are clearly a pain in the a.. In this case, you're right, just go somewhere else. But don't expect to find a broker NOT asking for documents or relying on the bank wire transfer.