Insane results using a bot?

Hello all. OK, admittedly, the last few months, I have had been quiet here and mainly just jesting around. However, I am now here and I mean business!

But before that, a little self-introduction about myself. My name is Yvonnely, I'm 22, currently still in university. That means even if I have the skills to trade forex, I don't have the capital to, so hopefully someone would fund me and we can split the profits? Just kidding, all I hope is no one will laugh at me for using demo accounts.

EDIT: Removed for now, will set up TE.

Starting balance: 5,000,000

Day 1 ending balance: 5,414,507.

Gains-to-date: +8.29%

How does your bot work exactly?

I can see there is a big failure my friend. It is not just a word to go from 5 million to 1/2 million profit in a day or or few weeks either. No one can do that in the real world.
But you can start with more logical figure and if you succeed to keep this no in upward momentum for 3 consequent months then yes you have succeeded even if you lose them after but I can understand there is some sense.

it works like this :" Starting balance: 5,000,000, Day 1 ending balance: 5,414,507. Gains-to-date: +8.29% "
its a new bot and a new method of trading called The Traders Statistical Way "TSW" , the bot will not trade, it will just gives you a daily statics of your morning dream profits, ofc the bot is adjustable to your needs, i personally prefer 50% daily gain