Single Hour Incredible Trading!

Hello! It's me again, your best friend BubaYaga. And guess what, I bear the gift of a lifetime!

My dearest friends, many moons ago I gathered a team of the greatest minds on the planet. Rocket Scientists, Quantum Physicists , Chaos Theory Mathematicians, Genetically Modified Octopus with giant electric brain and an Alien.

With this crack team of geniuses we have cracked the code of the financial markets.
That's right, we have created an EA the likes the world has never seen before. It's so powerful it's dangerous. If this EA were to fall into the wrong hands it could cripple the global economy.

This EA, this masterpiece, is so powerful, once turned on live trading, it will generate over 650% return in one hour - and that is during the Asian session. It can generate double that during Europe and American sessions.

I think you can see how powerful this EA really is. But, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't be to greedy, don't leave it to run for more than an hour at any time. It is very important to choose your broker wisely, I recommend using many brokers. An hour on this one, withdraw funds. An hour on a different broker, withdrawal funds.. you get the idea... Some less reputable Market Maker may not let you withdrawal - for this reason, it is important to withdrawal often.

My crack pot team of crack smoking geniuses has worked very hard to make this, so unfortunately there is a strictly limited number of these EAs we can share with my beautiful friends at forex factory.

Quick. Numbers of running out fast. Order your Single Hour Incredible Trading expert adviser today, and let the money roll right in. Now is your time to bath in glorious wealth. It is Gods will for you to be super rich!

never saw any such crappy marketing script before.

you need to work hard before selling this talks.

I was about to write a bit more but... i will resume all to this

Yes, that's right friend! My crack team and I have worked very hard, night and day, day and night for many years to create this brilliant EA.
But don't just take my word for it, see what some satisfied users have said...

"The Single Hour Incredible Trading expert advisor has changed my life, now I can can finally get that private jet my wife has been nagging me about."
- Jed Katfuca

"After 15 years of being a pathetic loser I decided I to give the S.H.I.T. EA a go, and boy o boy am I glad I did. Now all my teeth are made of pure gold and my father has started to speak to me again. Thank you BubaYaga, you are a true friend indeed.
-Wang Chingchongchang

Wow! these EAs are literally flying off the shelves faster than hot cakes at a fat kid convention.

There are only 8 left.

Opportunity like this only knocks once a lifetime, This is your chance to answer the door. If you miss out just imagine how hopelessly terrible you are defiantly going to feel. You've been warned, ball is in your court.

Have a wonderful day and God Bless.

[quote=BubaYaga;11029634]Hello! It's me again, your best friend BubaYaga. And guess what, I bear the gift of a lifetime! My dearest friends, many moons ago I gathered a team of the greatest minds on the planet. Rocket Scientists, Quantum Physicists , Chaos Theory Mathematicians, Genetically Modified Octopus with giant electric brain and an Alien.

You obviously didn't or you would of got my crew .
Am i allowed to say shit in here or sh*t?

Allow me to introduce myself,
I am Buba Yaga. My father was an under sea explorer and my mother was a mermaid. My father found his vast wealth in the form of gold from Spanish ship wrecks on the ocean floor.
At the age of four I was a promising athlete and academic professor.
As I got a bit older, I became fascinated with quantum mechanics and other dimensions. I cracked time travel by the age of 13, although only able to go backwards in time, never forwards.
By age 17 I cracked space and was able to travel to any part of this universe & expand my knowledge from alien wisdom.
I've lived a full and wonderful life many times over, and now find happiness making other peoples dreams reality.

Another satisfied S.H.I.T user..

"Dearest Buba Yaga, I feel so indebted to you, after trying countless systems and reading hundreds of books I was about to give up. But then, one night, an angel appeared to me and told me to try your wonderful shit EA. I now own my own private island, 2 helicopters, and a yellow submarine."
- Barbara Wetholl

There is a saying where I come from - You can give a man a Lambo, and he will be able to drive a Lambo for a day, or you can offer a man an EA which provides unlimited wealth, and he'll be able to afford the petrol to keep driving the Lambo forever.

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Only 3 left - fortune favors the brave. Are you brave enough to take control of your destiny?

can i take the plane please? not that i dont like the lambo but the roads we have here will kill it in one day

You made my day.
Enjoy the music, the clip and the smoke :-)

Dear Bub,
i need to confess. The man who you think was your Father was in fact a morphed alien from the planet Pip ,
I AM YOUR FATHER.
Now be a good boy or i will take your unicorn away.. papa x