We cannot get more off-topic than this, but a friend just sent it to me. Enjoy.
Jacob aged 92 and Rebecca aged 89 are excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist shop. Jacob suggests that they go in and he addresses the man behind the counter. "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob says "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
"Of course," says the pharmacist.
"How about medicine for blood circulation?"
"Definitely" says the pharmacist.
"Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis, memory problems, arthritis, jaundice, sleeping pills, geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
"Yes", says the pharmacist "we can help you with all of those."
"What about Viagra?" asks Jacob "And wheelchairs and walking frames?"
"We stock them all." answers the pharmacist patiently.
Jacob says to the pharmacist "Okay, we'd like to register here for our wedding gifts please."
Jacob aged 92 and Rebecca aged 89 are excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist shop. Jacob suggests that they go in and he addresses the man behind the counter. "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob says "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
"Of course," says the pharmacist.
"How about medicine for blood circulation?"
"Definitely" says the pharmacist.
"Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis, memory problems, arthritis, jaundice, sleeping pills, geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
"Yes", says the pharmacist "we can help you with all of those."
"What about Viagra?" asks Jacob "And wheelchairs and walking frames?"
"We stock them all." answers the pharmacist patiently.
Jacob says to the pharmacist "Okay, we'd like to register here for our wedding gifts please."