DislikedOn the other hand, if you make some great trading decisions and end up getting rich, here's some investment advice I received today:
"Here's a little retirement info for you: If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you'd have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00.
With WorldCom, you'd have had less than $5.00 left.
But... if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago,drank all the beer and then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you'd have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg."Ignored
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