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New Bill Would Require Men to Pay $100 Every Time They Masturbate
The satirical bill filed in Texas on Friday intentionally draws from anti-abortion laws in Texas, including legislation mandating a 24-hour waiting period for women seeking an abortion. It's not the first time a law like this has been proposed. Taking a page from Legally Blonde—where Elle finally shows she's earned her place at Harvard Law by making the case during class that "any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment"—a satirical bill filed in Texas on Friday aims to make a statement about women's reproductive rights. House Bill 4260, ... (full story)
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