Foolish EA request - help me win a sixpack of Heineken

Hi,
I was wondering if a kind soul out here could help me with a simplest EA ever. This strategy will never be profitable IMO, however a buddy of mine has bet beer that it will. All the EA has to do it is open a buy and a sell at candle open, with SL and TP options. Nothing else lol. He argues that if you were to calculate ..i quote " the statistical standard candle movement and set the R/R to 3:1 it could work...." No indicators or anything else...
I had something like this years ago, but even if i could dig it up, i doubt it would work with the new MT4 versions.
So, can someone please code this in 2 minutes and help me win beer?lol Thanks
Best, Josh

Are you kidding man ? Why the hell you need to win beer ? Drunken ... already ?

can you ship me those beers if you win, BKK Thailand

This EA might be close to what you'r looking for

http://www.forexfactory.com/showthread.php?t=541311

Hahaha. Its not about the beer DerBerliner, its about proving to my friend such a tactics is a fail.

Sure, i will send a beer, but it might take a looooooooong time to get to Thailand :-)

Thank you. I will take a look, but i think this one runs on a timer. I need it to run on every new candle.
Best, Josh