Retired Gay Necrophilic Pedophile, professional recluse, fugitive escapee from Alcatraz Island and all around nice guy. Part time international money launderer and drug smuggler for the Russian mafia, and public relations and human rights consultant to Hugo Chavez. I like long walks on the beach, romantic sunsets, yoga, meditation and lava lamps while maintaining a close relationship with Elvis and expanding my 3rd Chakra.