You don't jump off a boat onto a swimming moose and ride it around without copious usage of the term "bro." "Yo bro, that a moose?" "That is a moose bro." "Bro… you should ride that moose, bro." "Broooooooo!" "Bro!" At this point, Bro Two heeds Bro One's advice and leaps from the deck of their fuck-boat onto a clearly scared and swimming moose. "Bro, I'm doing it, bro!" "Bro," yells Bro One. "I love you, bro!" While as you can see from the video, the transcript above doesn't exactly match what was said in the video, but you damn well know that's what they're thinking. In fact, the video's audio is muffled, so the only ... (full story)