Haha. Funny sh*t. I love it !! Here is more truth than what you read on all the other silly threads.
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DislikedYoung Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said ‘You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure...Ignored
DislikedPoundtrader gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Poundtrader replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an Forex Trader get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like...Ignored
DislikedPoundtrader gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Poundtrader replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
................................. anytime you want."Ignored
DislikedHaha... Nice one
Wondering why FF doesnt have a 'like' button so that we can 'like' the posts we enjoyIgnored