EU jokes:
QuoteDislikedWhat's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?
A: One letter and about six months!
QuoteDislikedQ: "How many European finance ministers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. There's nothing wrong with the light bulb."
QuoteDislikedQ: What economic model correctly forecasts the outlook for the European economy? A double-dip recession, a V-shaped recovery, or something else?
A: The bathtub. A steep decline, then a period of stagnation, then it goes down the drain.
QuoteDislikedQ: How do you know it's going to be a double-dip recession?
A: Greek exports of taramosalata and tzatziki have plunged.
QuoteDisliked"Why did Greece fail to get the latest installment of EU/IMF aid?"
A: Because no one in Greece works long enough to complete the application form."
QuoteDisliked"Working session of the European Council 19.15 Working dinner 20.00 Bilateral meetings/Eurozone only session 22.00 Press Conference... 22:05 - Silvio Berlusconi heads off to the nightclub; drinks on him.......Angela declines because she wants to, Sarko because he has to, Papandreou because he can't afford the taxi back."