You know how they say the job of every parent is to embarrass their kids? Well after a fair share of embarrassment from my kids, like the time my daughter pointed at a guy wearing an eye patch and said “mommy, a pirate! Arrgggh”, or the time my son said loudly as the lights in the movie theater went out when we went to see Puss in Boots, “it’s pussy time”, I call it payback. I feel as though I spend my days teaching my kids to act correctly in social situations, to not point at people, to not call me a liar when I shed years off my age… but the truth is, there are things our kids can teach us. Kids live by their ... (full story)