Americans hardly had time to savor the schadenfreude of Vladimir Putin’s financial Chernobyl before North Korea managed to flip the script on the evil Yankee imperialists, it appears. Now, while Hollywood mourns the loss of creative expression, Kim Jong-un is probably kicking back somewhere on his private island, sucking down his father’s cognac and enjoying the creepy serenade of five indentured toddlers. A celebratory slap-and-tickle fight with Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress can’t be too far behind. In the midst of all this, the stock market went MAD. As in, it logged a major accumulation day, defined as a ... (full story)