As per the rumors reported in the overnight summary article, the Cypriot finance minister has joined the other rats dumping the sinking island: CYPRUS FINANCE MINISTER SARRIS SAYS HE RESIGNS SARRIS SAYS RESIGNS DUE TO ONGOING INVESTIGATION IN CYPRUS SARRIS SAYS CYPRUS PRESIDENT ACCEPTED RESIGNATION but fear not, all shall be well, the now ex-finmin promises: SARRIS SAYS CAPITAL CONTROLS WILL BE EASED GRADUALLY Surely, if this great news doesn't send the S&P to new all time highs, nothing will. His resignation, submitted by the Minister of Finance Michalis Sarris and agreed the President, confirmed by the ... (full story)