What kind of music you hear while you trade?

Loud and proud

Mister Magic

Trouble Man..

Tuune..

Knucklehead..

Captain Kirk knows how to treat dem Ladies!

Mary Hopkin – Those Were The Days

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Lynn Anderson - (I Never Promised You A) Rose Garden

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Carly Simon – Anticipation

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Elvis Presley – It’s Now Or Never

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I have a story... I'm only telling you because my town is too small to tell anyone else.. And I need to tell someone..

First of all I'm not a fighter, I'm actually a bit of a light weight, but get a few beers into me and it may as well be POP Eye's spinach..

Anyway, last Saturday night I went out to my favorite club, even though I feel like an old man in there I like it because they crank dub step and sell beer until 5 in the morning... Anyway a few too many beers down the road I was jigging away on the dance floor and this guy who had gone way too hard on the "Mo-Vember" concept, walked up to me and pushed me, I stared him in the eyes and he said "Get the F out of here or I'm gonna head butt you.." I just stared back at him in a puzzled way and he got in my face to reiterate his ingenious idea.. He said.. "get out of here, or I will head but you right here right now"...

I thought about this for half a second and acknowledged the fact that I'd been dancing with quite a few good looking women that night and figured maybe I had danced with his g/f? I didn't have a clue, but second to this he was a fair bit bigger than me and I had no mates with me, I wasn't sure how many he had... and if my judge of character is correct he was the sort of bloke that wouldn't go down in a fight until he was the winner... So I put my hands up in surrender and said; "OK buddy, I'm leaving, chill out..."

So I left... to the bar... Bought a beer and considered my predicament for a few moments.. Now maybe it was the fact that the DJ had just played a pumping remix of "Wu tang clan aint nuthin to fk with".. Or maybe it was the fact that a few beers in me, going by the trend, adds about 3 feet and 30 kilos to my stature, whatever the case I walked back into the dance arena calmly placed my beer and my jumper down behind the big wooden pole in the middle of the floor, danced up to this brute of a fk, who was joyfully chatting away to his chigga bitch mate and let loose...

I hit him once in the nose which he saw coming but didn't have time to react, the punch only snuck his nose but it was enough to throw him into confusion, I hit him again to keep him dazed, and then knocked him off his feet, I know he didn't get up because a few people pulled me off him and as I stood for a few seconds waiting for retaliation that never came someone told me; "dude you need to get out of here"... So I did this time..

I doubt this fool will bully someone he doesn't know ever again...

The funny part was as I was walking out.. The bouncer stopped me as I was obviously in a pumped up state, and I explained calmly to him that there was a guy with a blonde mustachio bashing random people on the dance floor, The bouncer didn't think twice and stormed off down the stairs to what I imagine was a ranting blond mostachian.. going off his trolly... And we all know how bounces respond to crazy drunk people...

Anyway I got around the corner and ran half a block and finally a Taxi pulled over and I made my escape..
Very annoying as I was really enjoying the club that night, and there were lots of lovely ladies who were really digging me...

As I said, that's not me I'm not a fighter, although by default been involved in my share.. Never the provoker though.. but sometimes you just have to stand up yourself I believe.., I've been chuckling about it all week (to myself)... The crappy part is that I can't go back to my favorite club in a while until I've forgotten what he looks like, I figure this will be about the same time he forgets what I look like..

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Well, I don't know. There is always the internet for cowards like that. Anyway, nice one, not that I am one for violence, but some people need a good punch in the face

Now, you must have missed the most important part. Did you get any numbers from the lovely ladies?

Has to be Kid Rock again. Turn it up. Your neighbours will love you for it. Wait for it to kick in.

Yeah, this guy deserved it.. I'd never do that otherwise

Agh, I have another story about the week before the last but ill save that until next time I'm at the keyboard and can hack away... Long story short I think I moved in next door to Patience doppelganger

As for last weekend I had it all set up for the best possible ending, I used every trick you taught me, ignore the one you want and pay attention to the ones you don't prefer, but when they finally give up and lose interest, throw them a bone then act like it was nothing... Rinse and repeat, then chuck a little wu in the mix to prove you're not a light weight... Easy haha.. I'm full joking..

but no, no numbers, although the hottest chick in the club was begging for my attention for about 3 hours but I played the game a little too hard on her and this insanely sexy lady in pink finally went M.IA..

lmao! You have a very imaginative mind.

Okay, I have a story. We were in da Club dancing around and this bloke whacked into me (he was very drunk) and he didn't apologise. So a few minutes later I whacked into him. He wasn't a small bloke either. Then he started ranting at me and I swear I thought at one stage he was gonna punch me.

What he didn't know was that I knew the bouncers. They were my good friends. We used to go drinking together on their nights off or before they had to attend the club etc. One big Maori bloke and one big Samoan bloke. One was probably about 22 stone and the other probably about 20 stone. Big and tall.

Anyway, they always kept an eye on me and my girly friends when we were there so they saw what happened and they came strolling over and literally picked the guy up and carried him out of the club over their heads and they threw him out the door. As they were carrying him out he was screaming at me "do you know who I am, do you know who I am?" "I am the New Zealand Javelin champion" .... hahahaha. I just said "well that's not gonna help you now boooooiiiiiiiii".

Watch out for the Patience doppelganger. You might have too much fun

I don't know what it is about those Maoris but they all seem to love me, even though I'm like a medium sized girl in comparison lmao... They have a wicked spirit about them.. Agh your droppleganger fked me and then fked me, the two fks represent different meanings..!. She's a single mother, although I don't think single anymore ... Full story another time, cool chick though,.

this is one of those awkward moments when I can't see what music you posted and so am unable to get a paranotic clarity... It's either sympathy or piss taking with you, I just assume the worst in such situations..

heres to you

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RaQlVvzDYiw

And where's that lovely lady Realjumper I miss his funny jests and nudges to the ribs

Thanks for that information. Leaves a lot to the imagination. But don't be hooking up with a single mother!! Or any chick for that matter! You have things to do and places to go. Keep it light and fluffy. You don't need any more reasons not to achieve what you want to achieve.

I know, it's sad cause im catching up on a wasted youth all my dudes and lady friend are either too embarrassing to go out in public with or married and boring.... Or let's give them more credit and say responsible... I'm responsible as well, just not married... My embarrassing friends are full mental and life fked ... I love them but they just don't "get it"

Im a lonely dude.. But well loved

Well just don't burn yourself out first. It is possible to have too much of that kind of life and then you'll want to settle down for a while with someone. Just make sure you do your travelling and other stuff first. Because the opportunity may never arise again.

Sheesh settle down ill get to London soon =)

me and Jason gonna hit it

You know you should always listen to your mother ........ lmao! Mother always knows best.

Think my niece is gonna beat you anyway. Just listened to a message on my phone from my brother. She's coming in February, or that appears to be the plan.