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  • #121
  • Aug 16, 2010 10:24pm Aug 16, 2010 10:24pm
Quoting Jay Walker
I'll come up with something.
Well....maybe we can register the hairballs as a commodity...what do you guys think ?
  • #122
  • Aug 16, 2010 10:27pm Aug 16, 2010 10:27pm
This one here does look like gold....!!
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  • #123
  • Aug 16, 2010 10:32pm Aug 16, 2010 10:32pm
Quoting Platypus
This one here does look like gold....!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62...deThatsGay.jpg
Not all sins are created equal
  • #124
  • Aug 16, 2010 10:46pm Aug 16, 2010 10:46pm
!!
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  • #125
  • Aug 17, 2010 12:43am Aug 17, 2010 12:43am
Most definitely a 5 star thread. You got my vote
Nothing worth having is easy.
  • #126
  • Edited 1:03am Aug 17, 2010 12:53am | Edited 1:03am
Quoting Platypus
This one here does look like gold....!!
Never one to miss an opportunity, after picking up on the strong client interest for Mr Laidi's short and curly bits, Goldman Sachs look set to launch the "GSHI" (Goldman Sachs Hair Index), which can be traded in ETF format just like their famous GSCI. Of course, they first need to clear a couple of regulatory hurdles, namely how to deal with the problem of naked short-selling.

This means we can take a long, or short, position on the value of Mr Laidi's magical locks without having to worry about the hassle of physical delivery and storage costs. The ingenuity of the financial markets, and capitalism, never ceases to amaze me.
  • #127
  • Edited 4:32am Aug 17, 2010 4:21am | Edited 4:32am
Okay, hairball received in pristine condition. I've put it on a pedestal right next to my computer. You're right, it does have special powers, I'm starting to grow a beard. I better have a shave soon or my partner will come home and think I'm Jacko Christ.
Nothing worth having is easy.
  • #128
  • Aug 17, 2010 5:25am Aug 17, 2010 5:25am
Second thoughts, I've just looked in the mirror and I don't look like Jacko Christ at all. More like Penn (of Penn & Teller) fame. Now you see the money, poof, now you don't.
Nothing worth having is easy.
  • #129
  • Aug 17, 2010 12:01pm Aug 17, 2010 12:01pm
Ok folks...I'm short Ashraf's hair because it is falling ( rapidly) position trade for size.

And I'm long this crazy dude that Jay always show in his video store because...well...because his hair is long. Swing trade with small lots !!
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  • #130
  • Aug 17, 2010 2:05pm Aug 17, 2010 2:05pm
Quoting Platypus
Ok folks...I'm short Ashraf's hair because it is falling ( rapidly) position trade for size.

And I'm long this crazy dude that Jay always show in his video store because...well...because his hair is long. Swing trade with small lots !!

  • #131
  • Aug 17, 2010 4:25pm Aug 17, 2010 4:25pm
Quoting Platypus
Ok folks...I'm short Ashraf's hair because it is falling ( rapidly) position trade for size.

And I'm long this crazy dude that Jay always show in his video store because...well...because his hair is long. Swing trade with small lots !!
Awww, good ol' Joe.
Not all sins are created equal
  • #132
  • Aug 17, 2010 7:18pm Aug 17, 2010 7:18pm
Quoting Patience
Okay, hairball received in pristine condition. I've put it on a pedestal right next to my computer. You're right, it does have special powers, I'm starting to grow a beard. I better have a shave soon or my partner will come home and think I'm Jacko Christ.
Just for the records.....the hairball that she is mentioning is not made with hair from his balls
  • #133
  • Aug 17, 2010 7:41pm Aug 17, 2010 7:41pm
Quoting Platypus
Just for the records.....the hairball that she is mentioning is not made with hair from his balls
I can hardly type. I'm so devastated. Not only did I grow a beard but some "male" bits appeared. Something came over me. I don't know what it was but I overleveraged on my account and blew it within 10 minutes

Can I get a refund?
Nothing worth having is easy.
  • #134
  • Aug 18, 2010 2:12pm Aug 18, 2010 2:12pm
No refunds Patience sorry...exchange only.

We have hairballs made of Ashraf nose hair also...give it a try, it may help you smell something wrong with your broker/trades
  • #135
  • Aug 18, 2010 9:19pm Aug 18, 2010 9:19pm
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  • #136
  • Aug 18, 2010 9:50pm Aug 18, 2010 9:50pm
Quoting Patience
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Cute women wear beard!!
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  • #137
  • Aug 19, 2010 6:12pm Aug 19, 2010 6:12pm
Afternoon Market Highlights by Ashraf Laidi. August 19th, 2010

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  • #138
  • Aug 19, 2010 7:16pm Aug 19, 2010 7:16pm
Quoting Platypus
Cute women wear beard!!

selma hayek w/ beard=sexy
  • #139
  • Aug 20, 2010 11:48am Aug 20, 2010 11:48am
Quoting Platypus
Cute women wear beard!!
You are the Photoshop King I contacted Ashraf and he has refused me a refund. I'm not happy about it. Not only do I have to deal with this beard and other bits, I blew my account. It's been a disastrous week. The only thing that I could think of was to sell it on ebay. I've spent the whole day with the hair straighteners making it look real nice.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/20-Clip-in-Rem..._Extentions_CV
Nothing worth having is easy.
  • #140
  • Aug 20, 2010 4:04pm Aug 20, 2010 4:04pm
Quoting Patience
You ...........
Are you a scalper Patience??
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