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  • #101
  • Aug 16, 2010 3:14pm Aug 16, 2010 3:14pm
Quoting Platypus
Sorry Patience but if you put a order right now your number will be 12456 so you a little shy from being the first .

I'm thinking about the next product wich will contain also "pubic" hair if you want to pre-order we can maybe cut a deal for you.
Oh, dang! I always seem to miss the boat. I was thinking more along the lines of armpit hair. Eeeekkkkk, Oanda must have got word I'm going to be the proud owner of one, they've already shut their servers down on me.

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Nothing worth having is easy.
  • #102
  • Aug 16, 2010 3:19pm Aug 16, 2010 3:19pm
Quoting Patience
Oh, dang! I always seem to miss the boat. I was thinking more along the lines of armpit hair. Eeeekkkkk, Oanda must have got word I'm going to be the proud owner of one, they've already shut their servers down on me.

Yep you were late in this trade girl...sorry!!

The problem with Ashraf's armpit is that he does not use deodorant......but if you really want it we can talk about a special order. We are in the business of offering what the clients want...so...let me know.
  • #103
  • Aug 16, 2010 3:28pm Aug 16, 2010 3:28pm
Oh, stop! You are never going to get out of the "Under Evaluation" section if you carry on like this.

Will you be offering a guaranteed 30% return on that hairball with any loss of hair topped up by yourself by any chance? And don't forget to let me know where you live or how I can contact you in case you decide to run away.
Nothing worth having is easy.
  • #104
  • Aug 16, 2010 3:30pm Aug 16, 2010 3:30pm
Quoting Patience
Oh, stop! You are never going to get out of the "Under Evaluation" section if you carry on like this.

Will you be offering a guaranteed 30% return on that hairball with any loss of hair topped up by yourself by any chance? And don't forget to let me know where you live or how I can contact you in case you decide to run away.
I only get the payments......for any complaints please contact Ashraf Laidi at CMC markets.....
  • #105
  • Aug 16, 2010 4:11pm Aug 16, 2010 4:11pm
Quoting Platypus
I only get the payments......for any complaints please contact Ashraf Laidi at CMC markets.....
Okay, don't let me down now will ya. I've already stopped looking for the holy grail since I saw your post and I wait in anticipation. Will that be coming by first class post or registered mail?

And sorry about your cat

[EDIT] And is there any chance that you may be able to turn it into an EA in the future (after some forward and backtesting of course) because I'm thinking about going down that route.
Nothing worth having is easy.
  • #106
  • Aug 16, 2010 4:25pm Aug 16, 2010 4:25pm
Thanks for the condolences patience...I'm trying to joke here but my heart is still heavy....I miss my little bubbles...
  • #107
  • Aug 16, 2010 4:59pm Aug 16, 2010 4:59pm
Quoting Platypus
Ok....I really thought that...
Is that why Ashraf told me "C U Next Tuesday, it will be a hairy situation"?

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  • #108
  • Aug 16, 2010 6:04pm Aug 16, 2010 6:04pm
!!!!
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  • #109
  • Aug 16, 2010 7:24pm Aug 16, 2010 7:24pm
Quoting Platypus
How dare you Bill...the hair ball is guaranteed to work...but in case it doesn't you will never see your gold back thought....sorry
I've no doubt the magic hair will work, if it's genuine. But how do I know I'm dealing with the real thing?
  • #110
  • Aug 16, 2010 7:29pm Aug 16, 2010 7:29pm
Quoting Platypus
!!!!
Mr. Laidi keeps a nutritious diet to keep healthy and have a constant source of hair. The name of the dish is unknown to many on FF but praised by some men all over the world.

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  • #111
  • Aug 16, 2010 9:11pm Aug 16, 2010 9:11pm
Quoting billflet
I've no doubt the magic hair will work, if it's genuine. But how do I know I'm dealing with the real thing?
Ok folks fair enough...since people are putting in doubt the trustworthy and satisfaction warranty about the product I'm gonna design some derivatives , SIVs and CDOs so you guys can hedge your risk and sleep better at night.

What about that ?!
  • #112
  • Aug 16, 2010 9:14pm Aug 16, 2010 9:14pm
Quoting Platypus
Ok folks fair enough...since people are putting in doubt the trustworthy and satisfaction warranty about the product I'm gonna design some derivatives , SIVs and CDOs so you guys can hedge your risk and sleep better at night.

What about that ?!
I'm in
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  • #113
  • Aug 16, 2010 9:27pm Aug 16, 2010 9:27pm
Quoting Platypus
Ok folks fair enough...since people are putting in doubt the trustworthy and satisfaction warranty about the product I'm gonna design some derivatives , SIVs and CDOs so you guys can hedge your risk and sleep better at night.

What about that ?!
As long as they are AAA rated by Moodys.
  • #114
  • Aug 16, 2010 9:36pm Aug 16, 2010 9:36pm
Quoting pip_daddy
As long as they are AAA rated by Moodys.

AAA and too BBig to fail !! Safer than money in your mattres pal.
  • #115
  • Aug 16, 2010 9:38pm Aug 16, 2010 9:38pm
Quoting Jay Walker
I'm in
Yeah, derivatives is a good word. Try to work in "global" and "synergistic" too.
  • #116
  • Aug 16, 2010 9:58pm Aug 16, 2010 9:58pm
Quoting billflet
Yeah, derivatives is a good word. Try to work in "global" and "synergistic" too.
Platypus, the derivatives are global and synergistic? Why didn't you say so?

Now I'll get entire villages in North Korea to invest in this.
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  • #117
  • Aug 16, 2010 10:04pm Aug 16, 2010 10:04pm
Quoting Jay Walker
Platypus, the derivatives are global and synergistic? Why didn't you say so?

Now I'll get entire villages in North Korea to invest in this.
Not sure about what you guys mean but....yes it is
  • #118
  • Aug 16, 2010 10:07pm Aug 16, 2010 10:07pm
Now that this has been elevated to the Under Evaluation section, let's make the absurd complete.

Firstly, let's get it in the full fledged commercial section.

Then, let's see if we can get the eye of some regulator on this just to see what will happen.
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  • #119
  • Aug 16, 2010 10:09pm Aug 16, 2010 10:09pm
Quoting Jay Walker
Now that this has been elevated to the Under Evaluation section, let's make the absurd complete.

Firstly, let's get it in the full fledged commercial section.

Then, let's see if we can get the eye of some regulator on this just to see what will happen.
Cool...who can come up with more derivatives....maybe the SEC drops in to try and regulate
  • #120
  • Aug 16, 2010 10:11pm Aug 16, 2010 10:11pm
Quoting Platypus
Cool...who can come up with more derivatives....maybe the SEC drops in to try and regulate
I'll come up with something.
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