Prostitution, Lawbreaking Slipped as Share of Italy's Economy

Well @FF, are you experts on hookers now?

Have I missed something? Is FF an affiliate of Redtube now?

How did they find the amount spend for illegal drugs? Do the sellers have a webpage so i can find the data? i want to buy their shares

Italy Taxes Illegal Drugs?

What are you on (Tax Free)LoL

I'm having some chocolate now, then an apple

But i was serious

Look:
....Italians spent more on illegal drugs and less on prostitutes in 2016, the most recent year for which data are available, statistics institute Istat said.....

So they do keep data, they talk to people :
(official government records of calls to drug-tax office)

- how much did u spend?? xxxx. Illegal?? Yes, good.
-Did you get tax receipt??? NO? Ok next time
-Did you use protection?? Red district is slow business...
-Listen, Jovanny, if you book all prostitutes in advance you get 32% off and you carry over to next tax quarter.
-Hello, tax help line italianotaxano here. Yes. illegal drugs are tax deductible. Yes madam, only 4 drugs or 200 pills per month. No can't give you tax credits.
-Hi. Yes, check Googliitaliano for the nearest illegal drugs.
- hi drug baron Muchenzo, you're late with the September invoices. Come on. Don't give me that Columbia problem and customs duty. You have to deduct bribes and runaway mules in advance, then pay VAT on the 12th for the illegal and on 23th for legal drugs.
- oh Silvio, good to see you on TV. Yes i vote for you. No, we just manage illegal drugs here. And the prostitutes helpline is 012-RED-HOT-SAX.
-Hello. No, Italian banking crisis is not our business, but if you're in trouble, we can connect you to Drugs4Us and Mule-and-Breakfast government approved schemes. Free trial and drug-educational pamphlet included. Yes, the first 5 arrests are free. Yes after the 6th you get a finger pointing and 40 hours community drug order - you carry drugs for free to our elderly subscribers


Italiannnoooo mafiosoooooo

No.
I think you do tax-self-assessment.
You give details, ratings, opinions on your illegal drug suppliers.
Ratings go like this
👻 bad
👻👻👻👻👻 awesmoe. Muts try moor.

What's the Oldest profession again!??

Reminds me....When i finished school (hard to find job) i considered going into the Oldest Profession. Sleeping for money, right??

I took the tests etc.

Seriously.!!!
I was good for that, massive physique, etc.

Maybe i worked...maybe i didn't

It's good to know that Italy keeps an eye and obviously taxes the illegal drugs.

Makes you believe in law and order.

The prostitution business.... Hmmm....i don't wanna talk about politics... Hmmm...

Had to read it twice lol (i'm not the sharpest)

So slightly tougher times for 'the family' as well.

... 'the oldest profession in the world' apparently.

Absolutely bro @Not-KPMG

They got money so they spend it on hookers. They need to know where it’s going lol

Heck ..must sell my (Milan)ChickenRanch shares on Monday.