Complete muppets, couldn't organize a piss up in a pub

Yeah, full of shit and couldn't lie straight in bed.

Don't know where they are getting their daily infection figures from - all the test centres are empty

Basically, no deal.

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This virus is soooo deadly, that we need to take a test to see if we actually have it! The UK is going to the dogs, especially the north, when these new restrictions come in.

Fully agree.

Far too much blood in my alcohol system to do that

nah, in terms of pips it hardly moves.

UK & US concealed the facts of going to war with Iraq.

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UK Gov Official anytime now: We have said no such thing

Because sheep get lured in spending money they haven't got on things they don't need.

There's not much on UK high streets these days so no wonder the falling figures. They're full of pound bakerys, bookies and charity shops.

It's Priti much over for Patel.

stay out till monday

Probably something to do with pigs, like the rest of them

Sausage fest for the boys

It's local slang for the name of something.

Trout Clout