US Ross: US and China are far along in the "Phase 1" portion of trade agreement- BBG

Call from Trump....Ross picks up....

Trump: Ross!
Ross: Yes Boss...
Trump: This democrats got serious with this impeachment, so I have refocus all my ammunition at them. So I don't have time to use twitter to prop the market up.
Ross: Yes Boss, I totally understand.
Trump: Good you do, for the sake of us all, we are all in the same boat, I sink we all go down.
Ross: Understand boss
Trump: Now use them China deal to prop the market, keep them busy, while I stave off these unamerican democrats.
Ross: Will do boss. Doubling up on them updates. Shock and awe...boss!