I don't care what they said
But I'm already long USDJPY

Short USD/JPY now at 108.1 and target 107

Target 38.2% of whole swing up on daily time-frame.

Fundamentals: Recent bulls in USD/JPY was caused because US/China trade war tensions have recently been faded away a little. US and China have spoken to ease tariff war on export import between the two countries and are going to hold talks in October.
However, nothing concrete from US has been done yet, although China recently has exempted some goods from tariff increment.
Even if China and US are going to give a very positive outcome in October's meeting. JPY has enough room till then to retrace because bullish sentiment has already been priced in.

Note: JPY being a safe heaven currency, gains because of rise in global tensions or chaos like US-China trade war. For example, recent attack on Saudi Oil Facilities is a global tension and JPY gained immediately. All JPY pairs opened way below their Friday's close.
Besides these factors, Let's look at analysis of Danske Bank:
BoJ On Hold Next Week; USD/JPY Still Likely To Decline Into 105 Before Year-End
"We expect the BoJ to keep its ‘QQE with yield curve control’ policy unchanged at the next monetary policy meeting ending on Thursday, 19 September. We remain rather cautious of such pricing and expect USD/JPY will continue to stay in a downward drift. We target 105 in 3M and still see substantial potential for going below that target," Danske says.
Nevertheless, we are not targeting 105.000 in USD/JPY unlike Danske.

I think the market makers are nudging USDJPY below 108.00 to trigger all those stops.

Whenever the governments talk, I stay away and wait until all dust settles.

I think you mean your partner, Cazz.
Definitely long USD while global economy has a cold not pneumonia.
Trump increasingly irrelevant, like a broken rocking horse.

Can anyone explain why it is that one can never know exactly when BOJ Gov. Kuroda is ACTUALLY going to open his mouth in a Press Conference, post-Monetary Policy Statement release, so that one can avoid the instant senseless trampolining. He rarely seems to follow the half-hearted advertised times.

What is the best way to watch the conference LIVE?