He’s got no shame.
A Michigan man is suing his parents for $86,000 for allegedly throwing out his massive porn collection, according to a report.
The family feud began in October 2016, when, following a divorce, the man moved back in with his parents in Grand Rapids Mich., — bringing with him his $29,000 smut stockpile, according to federal civil court documents obtained by local outlet WXMI.
About 10 months later, the man, whose identity was withheld by the outlet, moved to a new home in Indiana and his parents sent him his belongings.
That’s when he noticed his pornography pile — which consisted of over 12 moving boxes full of movies and two boxes of sex toys — was gone, according to Fox 13.
The man tried calling the Ottawa County Sheriff’s Office, sending one officer 44 emails listing movies he says were destroyed — but authorities declined to press charges. Many of the porn flicks are valuable and out-of-print, according to the suit.
The man emailed his parents, writing: “If you had a problem with my belongings, you should have stated that at the time and I would have gone elsewhere. Instead, you choose to keep quiet and behave vindictively.”
According to the suit, his father responded: “Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health.”
“I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine,” his father added. “Someday, I hope you will understand.”