An incontinent investment banker, whacked on liquor and drugs, couldn’t tell his bedroom from the bathroom, his enraged wife charged in their ugly divorce case.
High-flying hubby Sage Kelly, after drug and alcohol binges, urinated and defecated in the bed and on the floor at the couple’s homes on Park Ave. and in Sag Harbor, L.I., estranged spouse Christina Di Mauro Kelly alleged in legal documents.
More salacious details spilled forth Thursday in the bitter split of the $7 million-a-year executive and his wacky wife, including charges of wife-swapping, boozy car wrecks and rampant drug abuse.
The couple’s eldest daughter once had to clean up her father’s excrement after a doorman at their posh Fifth Ave. home carried the blasted banker to his bed, according to the wife’s court documents.
In his court papers, Sage Kelly flatly denied the allegations about his bathroom mishaps and blasted his wife as a stone — and stoned — liar.
“‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ tale she tells this court is a work of fiction,” Sage Kelly responded in court papers. “I have never defecated or urinated in bed, on the floor or a wall.”
The executive at Manhattan-based Jefferies & Co. alleged Christina plowed her car into a pair of utility poles four years ago in a drunken driving accident with both daughters in the car.
The warring couple appeared Thursday before Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Matthew Cooper, who advised the pair to stop airing their filthy laundry in public.
As part of their child custody fight, the wife is suing the husband for $7 million in damages for obtaining a court order restricting her access to the kids, court papers charge.
Despite the biting animosity and horrifying allegations, Christina Kelly’s lawyer, William Beslow, actually said a settlement in the case was possible.
Sage Kelly, 42, first sought temporary custody of their children, charging in court papers that his wife was an alcoholic with a drug problem.
The couple has two girls, ages 10 and 6, enrolled in a private school. They were married on Aug. 2, 2002, and husband Sage filed for divorce four months ago.
Christina Kelly, 38, charges in court papers that she never used cocaine until she met her husband-to-be, and he refused to have sex with her unless they were snorting coke. She also detailed a wild night of wife-swapping at the Ritz-Carlton in Boston where drinking and drug use led to the foursome.
Christina Kelly recounted a marriage where her husband was closer to his trusted drug dealer than to her.
She detailed a staggering drug intake that included cocaine, ecstasy, heroin, ketamine, Molly and magic mushrooms. She also identified in court papers 20 of her husband’s friends, including many fellow brokers, who she claimed regularly joined in his drug-taking escapades.
The older daughter once ended up sticking her finger into a bag of cocaine left on a pool table at their summer home, with the horrified mom rushing to stop any ingestion, the court papers charged.
The wife claimed Kelly once became so “discombobulated and depressed” while using ketamine that he wound up “desperately clinging to (their daughter) for several hours.”
Sage Kelly’s court papers denied his wife’s allegations.
